Pacific Escort Review Board

If it couldn't get any sadder than breaking down and visiting a prostitute, some guys like to come home afterward and write reviews about their love muffins on the computer.

"kazik" is looking for a new him. So are most of his friends.

Rule of thumb: Curvy = Fat

Hello, Operator? No, nothing, I just wanted to see if my phone was working. Thanks.

Whether or not she's near Costco, it wouldn't surprise me if "Brandi" is a bulk item.

Only 100 bucks to have sex with a chick that's been doing other guys for the past 6 hours? How can I go wrong?!

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