The best thing about Soda is that he's always there to cheer you up when you're feelin' down.

I thought you quit the Internet. I knew you'd be back. They always come back.

The best thing about being handicapped is you get to sit around and watch a ton of movies and nobody really cares because you're not even a productive member of society anymore anyway. I wish the world would exile me. Well, more than they already do, anyway.

I'd hit it.

Give it to him. He's probably the only guy who'd ever sleep with you.

Soda is king of the handicapable community. "AND IF YOU DONT MEET YOUR DREAM GUY HERE, WELL, I PRETTY MUCH FUCK ANYTHING."

Just making sure the emoticons still work.

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