It was over for him before these charges anyway. Nobody but insane idiots care about Michael Jackson anymore.
Check out these awesome sigs!
Look kids, it's a falling star. Oh wait that's just Michael Jackson's career.
Goddamn, look at that nose.
Fucking hell.
Hahaha I tried this last time I was arrested but it didn't work.
WARNING: THIS IMAGE IS FULL OF SHIT.
His nose looks like Lois Griffen's nose.
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