First up, "Star Tatto" exposes a tragic case of child abuse... perpetrated by her own father! Will her forbidden love ever be able to manifest itself?
"25 Cent" is the hottest rapper this side of the Internet. And no, I don't know what side this may be.
The anti-50 Cent bandwagon ends here, as "xxxillskin..." is on a crusade to stop the hate!
I don't know what "lil_50_wife_4_eva" is trying to say here, but I'm guessing the use of all capital letters, blue color, and the unsuccessful attempt at using the bold tag means it's terribly important, so please pay attention.
Attention Internet residents: there has been a recent outbreak of stolen identity in the Ace of Base world. Please refer to the following post for more details.
Thank you Eric Cartman for the wonderful idea.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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