Source: Obese cashier jockey at GameCrazy.



But that doesn't explain why you're stupid.



If there's anything Nintendo fans love more it's buying the same console but in a different color.



She wasn't happy for the Naruto headband, she just needed to take a dump really bad.



bump



Because you are 13.



MR_NICEGUY isn't very nice!



7 seconds, or what ZYGER said.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Pardon Our Dust

    Pardon Our Dust

    Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.

  • DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

    DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG

    Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

Copyright ©2023 Jeffrey "of" YOSPOS & Something Awful