Wow, I didn't know it was so involved!


You could say to a chick, "The blue whale is the largest animal to ever live. Heh, second largest actually. Let me know you the first." and then you unzip your fly. Heh.


You mean, uhm, rape?


Now this is something we can all get behind.


My goal: Get herpes from a stranger.


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