The word "slutty" to this guy is kind of like the word "smurf" for the Smurfs.
Goofus and Gallant IN SPACE (space not pictured).
What in the fuck??
One can only hope.
Try destroying your computer, hotshot.
That's all for now. Thanks to my forum friends Dandy GO, poopdog, Zenith Schism, DisgruntledJoe, Kid Hollywood, Shmorky, Closeknees, touqueguy, qt, Sireg, Peefy, Solar Jetman, maus, SplishSplash, TheKingPuuChuu, sturr, deadfrog, Marxux, doomman50, HEROIN POINTS, strangebutohwell, Riotgrrill, dings, So Much Solution, and PerryMason for their invaluable contributions this week.
If you know of a rotten forum that could be featured in a future Weekend Web, please send me a link. I feel all frilly inside when it's time to read email!
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