Erotic literature written by regular people which ends up being about as arousing as a garbage truck full of diapers. Has anyone ever mockingly called this site Litterotica before? Well I'm gonna do it: Litterotica.
It's obvious that Tired Chris Elliott here is just not thinking straight.
"ezwriter" is really living up to their name here, only writing crummy one-liners instead of something that takes talent. What a hack!
Welcome to Literotica, where dialogue reads like catchphrases from a shittily-written movie.
See how all that "daughter" and "sister" shit is in quotes? It's a dude.
I don't want to jump to any conclusions but I bet this story didn't end without "Lotharian" casting a spell on his own penis.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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