Posters at this forum believe they have honest-to-goodness wolf spirits living in their brains, and that they too are wolves. But they aren't just fooling around, they are deadly serious, which is what makes it so great.
"God didn't give dogs balls so you can cut them off... he gave dogs balls so you can suck them off." WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK???
The only time I ever tried to connect with a dog spirit was during my visit to the dog track. (I still lost.)
Oh you're all so deep and interesting. So interesting that someone should write a book and give it to me so I can toss it in my fireplace.
Take solace in the fact that there's probably a car's bumper out there with their names on it.
Keep an eye out in your local paper for the article "Man's Genitals Mangled by Wolf"
Fantastic, thank you "Gabhlan" for that wonderful thought.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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