Let your jailed boyfriend trade it for some smokes.
Your hoop dreams just caught a bus.
If I did everything I wanted I'd probably be dead by now. Either that or filthy, filthy rich.
Yes, make an entirely new human being with that great genetic material of yours. With smarts like that you'd be doing the world a disservice to not start shitting out kids as soon as possible.
If you time it just right maybe you two could give birth together in the bathroom at school.
A 14 year old girl's dreams of being pregnant are realized and an anonymous 36 year old from the Internet gets to be the father. Everyone wins!
Word.
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