I feel sorry for today's children.
This girl needs to have her vagina sewed up as soon as possible.
I love making my daughter cry. It's so cute!
Her bloated belly is stuck on the shift key no doubt.
Oh no! I went to my GLS and she said I have to BML or GBI and I was like OMG. My DS spoke to my ILS and he said AME HLS BM. OLME BS DS CGT.
These pregnant cows are just so exciting.
Looking for a babysitter on the internet? Oh well, your funeral.
It definately has nothing to do with the fact that you're as big as a house.
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