Female First

When I first selected Female First I thought that it was some kind of feminist message board for uptight ladies who once had a guy look at them in a funny way and now they hate all men with a fervent passion. Instead I saw what appears to be some kind of disgusting fetish forum and a haven for girls who think they just might be pregnant for the sixth time. I must say, I love Female First!

Oh boy, I can't wait to dive straight into this forum.

I want to go full hog.

Tastes like chicken.

Yeah I think you need to drop 20-30 pounds as soon as possible. You're overdue for a coronary.

Ha ha you tell 'em Read This.

If she doesn't agree to this then she doesn't love you.

It's not as good as taking a dump though.

ROAST BEEF VAGINA.

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