THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT BY ADVENTUREQUEST, A PRODUCT OF ATRIX ENTERTAINMENT LLC, "ADVENTUREQUEST," IS EITHER A TRADEMARK OR REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF ARTIX ENTERTAINMENT, LLC. WE CAN'T REMEMBER. ADVENTUREQUEST DISCLOSES YOUR INFORMATION TO THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE AND TO THOSE THAT HELP IT PROVIDE SERVICES. ADVENTUREQUEST IS COLLECTING INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER AS YOU READ THIS, IT IS ALSO READING YOUR MIND THROUGH YOUR EYES. ADVENTUREQUEST: YOU ARE ALREADY UNDER OUR THRALL
Hey gamers, no longer wowed by WoW? Peeved with EVE? Does Second Life seem like it was probably invented by that creepy guy who watched a lot of Star Trek and alway talked about what women he'd do in the holodeck? Well, we extend the invitation to try out AdventureQuest. You can be a wizard. Or a fighter! Check it out, please do it!
AdventureQuest is an absolutely free Flash-based RPG that you can play on your lunchbreak, when the big game servers go down, or even for hours and hours every single day! It's fun and simple, but at the same time it has dragons! Adventure always waits around every corner in AdventureQuest. Also quests! You can also level up your character and use magic points. If you often search the internet for fun games, you might enjoy AdventureQuest.
AdventureQuest is absolutely free, and an RPG. It features over 9 classes (10 classes) and it has dragons. PLEASE DO NOT SEND YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER OR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION. It is absolutely free and you do not need to pay. You can dress up your anime character and be in an anime. It will be you controlling all the anime action. Do you dare fight a vampire? Now you can, with AdventureQuest. It is also a great way to spend time online with your friends. Note: In our game, which is AdventureQuest, there is no interaction allowed between players. If you often search the internet for scrabble, you might enjoy AdventureQuest.
There are also many educational benefits to entering the world of AdventureQuest, because NPCs talk to you and you have to read what they're saying. No one will read it to you, and sometimes you have to push buttons to make decisions based on what you've read, and if you haven't read it you'll be in trouble. So AdventureQuest can really help you with your reading. PLEASE DO NOT SEND YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER OR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION. It is absolutely free to play and gain these educational benefits.
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