It would be awesome if there was a religion that let you have five husbands. Think about that. 
CALL A DOCTOR YOU IDIOT. 
See what I mean? Just as fucked up as heterosexual guys. 
Yeah the whole AIDS thing is just a fairy tale based on the works of Hans Christian Anderson. 
You have to take your dick out of an asshole and stick it into a vagina. Sounds disgusting I know, but it's the only way unfortunately. 
If it's that video I'm thinking of then I hate these two guys. 
REQ FILLED, and I mean FILLED. 
Again, if you have to ask... 
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