I have a few concerns about the characters for this year’s event. Nearly 100% of our attendants last year chose to be schizophrenics, lawyers, or murderers. With everyone yelling over each other to be the center of attention, it descended into chaos quickly. We need more quiet family men, bitter wives, decent shopkeepers and scandalous pharmacists.
Because of the team-of-five-based mentality of old NBA players (they have to do everything in fives, and the height must be stratified enough to satisfy their ex-basketball comfort levels), they needed someone to play the role of 'Center.' They recruited Bryant 'Big Country' Reeves due to his status as a seven-footer as well as his noted amorality.
Extremely enthralled by the concept of an individual trapped inside of a locker for the duration of the recounted story. However, instead of a high school and a locker, you could try the Mexican-American War, and instead of a locker, it could be a person trapped underneath a huge pile of dead bodies.
Greetings Players! This is UnlimitedTerry for MuffWorld! Our intense development sessions spawned ‘The Raunchiness of Delicious Doug,’ an interesting and erotic patch that makes the game more fun – and sexy! This patch delivers LOADS of new dynamic content and, after very specific media outrage, the addition of Condoms to the game’s erotic toolkit!
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