Chewbacca's Birthday, submitted by WookieeWatch GmBH. Chewbacca isn't just the name of our eight foot tall furry friend from Kashyyyk, it is also apparently a four legged monster in Japan that has a web page devoted to each of its birthdays. There are a lot of links that mention Chewbacca on this Japanese website, but I see shockingly little of the genuine article.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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