The World's Fastest Knife, submitted by Pike. Did you know that your knife sucks? It does in knife and belt buckle and belt buckle knife enthusiast Greg Gillespie's book, anyway. The esteemed Mr. Gillespie has developed the world's first fast draw belt buckle knife. The good news: it would be almost impossible to draw your knife faster. The bad news: you have to wear a belt buckle.

Mine is in my hand and ready to use
Yours is still in your pocket long afer I’m done with my cut. After all that’s what they we're all after in the first place ..Right??? The same rule applies to all guns and knives. I never cared about how fast the bullet comes of your gun or what caliber it is if it was in your boot. Same with a knife or Any other tool. Handy is better. We all know that. So here it is.Try this with your knife ...or any other. First practical then tactical.

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