Muffin Memorial, submitted by Shock_e. Sick, twisted, utterly pathetic shrine dedicated to a dead cat. Website comes complete with tear-jerking poetry, emotionally touching photos, gut-wrenching stories, and various other completely stupid things that reflect very poorly upon all cat owners of the world.

Where have you gone, my soul mate I am so alone, I am so very lost How it is you have left me When my need for you is so great
My tears do flow, my heart does weep To feel your warmth, to touch your face I kiss you and you kiss me How will I sleep without you at my feet

I think I can safely speak for the entire population of the Internet when I say, "lady, SHUT THE FUCK UP." I bet her husband has already committed suicide after having to put up with her psychotic melodrama and neurotic obsessions with cats every day.


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