1THEONECHURCH, submitted by nova. Gee, it's been like what, two days since the last babbling, incoherent religious website? Luckily for all of you pagan beefballs out there, "1THEONECHURCH" will help you get your daily dose of confusing religious scripture and a collection of fonts larger than the entire Adobe library. Even if it didn't cycle through every font and color in the visible spectrum, this site would still be impossible to read. Why? Let me share the pain with you!

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