Jewish Conspiracies - We've had a lot of fun today, but there's one thing that's not funny: Jews. Actually, that's a lie. Jews are hilarious and make up some of the greatest comic performers and writers the world has ever seen. But racists are funny, too, in their own special way. Take today's awful link, for example. These are people who cite The Protocols of the Elders of Zion as a primary source. They also hyperlink every other word, making their page into some primitive wiki of hate. Here's an example:

Jews herd stupid Americans like cattle against one people after another and then sell weapons to the enemy to kill Americans in order to profit from spilled blood.

Note: On the actual page, most of the links are broken.

Even though their delusions are humorous, this would all be a little depressing if not for the fact that the website's statistics -- which are linked from their front page -- show that only gets 17 visitors a day. And half of these people are probably confused senior citizens at libraries who mistake Internet kiosks for voting booths and just start hitting random buttons to escape(this is how old people vote).

– Bob "BobServo" Mackey

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