Who are these giant-headed monsters, and why do they keep buying and reviewing face accessories?!?
If you know someone who loves to multitask while driving, call them so they can talk to you about it on their cell phone while pulling up this article on their steering wheel laptop!
We've already reviewed 'Poop Products' and 'Pee Products,' but somehow there's still a bathroom backlog!
Let's play HIDE YOUR DRINKIES!
These are the tools of April Fools.
Reading is good, in general, but sometimes it's just another way to put insane porn into your body.
There are people in the world who have committed hardware for eating the bowls they fill with food.
‘Mom, why did you buy me the smallest, cheapest and least fashionable murder-prevention accessory?’
Not pocket-SIZED products, but actual pockets! Now you can put stuff in your socks, underwear. Cover your body in pockets!
Everyone LIKES pizza. But if you LOVE pizza enough to buy this stuff, you probably lead a disgusting pizza-driven life.