Hello, and welcome to yet another bi-weekly installment of AwfulVision™, the 3rd best YouTube™ review article on Something Awful™! Despite winning third place, I was a bit startled to find out that we are actually the only YouTube™ review article on Something Awful™. My lawyers will be contacting you tomorrow, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka™. You have made a powerful enemy today.
This week, I thought I would change things up a bit. You see, after the last edition of AwfulVision™ went live, I found myself with a massive influx of emails. Generally, I get around 20 emails from viewers each week, which breaks down to about 15 emails telling me how unfunny I am (I generally send at least 5 of these myself), 3 ads for various ways to make my penis larger, and 1 or 2 actual submissions. Naturally, I delete everything except the penis enlargement ads.
However, for reasons unknown to both God and man, I found myself with a veritable shitload of submissions this week. Therefore, I thought it'd be "cool" and "hip" to do a Mailbag edition of AwfulVision™. Yes, that's right. I'm throwing caution and possibly my employment here at Something Awful™ to the wind and posting real emails containing the best, the worst, and the rest of the things YOU people think should be on AwfulVision™. Clearly, I give no fuck.
In fact, to prove how few fucks I give (zero, if you're paying attention), I'm going to make you wait until page 2 to actually read these emails. So click it now! Also, I am naked from the waist down and I may have killed a man. This week is a week of miracles.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
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