Bo-Pepper
Point and laugh at the clumsy creature.
Bold Robot
Feed it beans to gain its trust.
Command Ant
Steal its hat, place it on top of your own.
Inpossible
Lay down on your stomach in front of it, so that it doesn't feel embarrassed.
Lemoncake Pizzaroll
Hug it. Perhaps its father left too and it is alone in the world like us.
Theglavwen
Put the beans down within reach of it, and see if it eats them. If it does, you've made a friend, AND gotten rid of those beans without leaving any evidence to upset your dad.
Mr. Crane
See if he needs help getting back up, manners first.
Gaspy Conana
Viridiant
Let's talk to it about our problems.
Radio Help
Replace rotting teeth with packing peanuts
Command Ant
Drag it over to the bed and commence nursing it back to health.
LLCoolJD
This creature probably has an exotic digestion. Feed it the packing peanuts and see what happens.
Frog Assassin
You guys are crazy, this may be the only chance we ever get to pour hot beans on a zombie and you're letting it slip through our collective fingers.
Gaspy Conana
Three-Phase
Hit it WITH YOUR FIST and KILL IT, then DRINK ITS BLOOD and then KILL ITS BLOOD.
Jon Joe
Perform "Thriller."
Jack MacAskill
Befriend/seduce the second creature.
Gaspy Conana
Munsun
Swing from chandelier that suddenly appears from stalagmite, exiting the room in style.
Viridiant
Write a letter to Dad telling him off for leaving a kid alone when there are zombies around and then put on the pot on your head and start ramming the zombies with your potted head.
Jack MacAskill
Enchant the creatures with a beguiling dance!
Clockwork Beast!
Fool them by zombieing off in the same direction they are. Maybe there will be clues!
StopShootingMe
Run out of the cave. Yoink the blanket off the bed on the way past.
Gaspy Conana
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