iSheep
Shimmy around that cliff face and into cave #2
Gaspy Conana
Command Ant
Fashion the rope and the bedroll into a parachute and gracefully float down to the dog and mouse.
RadioPassive
Use the rope as a leash and bring the dog with you.
Icesler
Make a leash for yourself out of the rope and present it to Dog and Mouse for they are superior beings than you.
davestones
Collect the hard hat from the construction-worker zombie. It might have a mining light on it that you can use to explore deeper into the cave.
toby
Climb down, make friends with dog, check zombies for goods, and continue following father's footsteps
Gaspy Conana
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