Gaspy Conana
Swillkitsch
Throw a hot coal at those eyes.
Icesler
Say "Hello!" and politely wave.
Glasgow Kiss
Rub the packing peanuts together! It might scare the monster away!
Schizotek
EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!
toby
Retreat with kidney beans into secret place, observe mysterious eyeballs from safety.
Cryptic Edge
Put packing peanuts in fire.
Deeply inhale toxic smoke.
Admiral Bosch
HIDE
Gaspy Conana
Admiral Bosch
CONTINUE HIDING
Jon Joe
Do a song and dance number from a famous Broadway musical.
Jack MacAskill
Befriend/seduce the creature.
WonkyEye
Throw scalding beans into its face then bludgeon with empty pot until it stops moving
Holy Calamity!
Put the pot on its head and see what it does
The Donut
Fold the note into a paper hat and put it on the creatures head.
Bold Robot
Roll the note into a tube, use it like a blowgun to shoot the packing peanuts at the beast.
toby
Surveillance. See if it goes for the beans.
Gaspy Conana
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