Command Ant

Give the dog and the mouse a bath, they're probably filthy with zombie blood.

Bull Fireman

flip the hardhat over and put it in the water with the mouse, send him to sail to his destiny!

The Ferret King

We should go back and get one of those caskets. Drag it out and use it as a boat.

Gaspy Conana

And that's where we leave our boy adventurer! Stay tuned to his quest on the SA Forums; Gaspy Conana says he's working on a cool interactive surprise for the "big climactic ending"!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Pardon Our Dust

    Pardon Our Dust

    Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.



    Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

About This Column

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2021 Jeffrey "of" YOSPOS & Something Awful