PARTY BEAR prays to God every night that John Locke from Lost will be okay and make it home alive.


If you need relationship advice, call Putrid Mom. He's spoken to more than FOURTEEN girls!!




This next contribution was created by random rumpy-pumpy during a ten minute break from designing a Ninja Turtles mod for a popular dating sim.


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