OH NO! BONZI BUDDY IS ON A RAMPAGE OF DESPAIR AND LIES!

"Fluke" tried to get rid of this evil purple menace, but with little success.

"Fluke" then decided that he was stuck with Bonzi Buddy so he might as well look at photos of young boys.

"Fontaine" always thinks of his mom when looking at lesbo porn.

"Johnny_Three_Forty" needs Bonzi Buddy to help him play new and exciting video games.

"Lan Ji" wants to know if you have seen this boy.

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