ilikedirt
in the post apocalypse u are 1 of 3 body sizes:
1) grotesque mutant midget (smallest)
2) skeletally thin pauper (medium size)
3) incredibly massive muscle beast (9 ft tall and up)
Zeroisanumber
I'll do this.
I'm a 6'8" white guy, if that makes any difference.
ilikedirt
LORD MONDO MEATSTACK
Telsa Cola
What up?
ilikedirt
THE SHACKLEBREAKER, WHO SLAYS THE TASKMASTERS AND DRINKS THEIR BLOOD
Ambrose Burnside
scry the name that dwells in my heart of hearts
ilikedirt
THE MUTANT OF HATRED GULCH
ilikedirt
it is said that the flesh of mutants is sweet and delicious but to eat it is an evil omen that will curse you with blindness and boils on your eyes
Your Dead Gay Son
Here
ilikedirt
MANDIBLE THE PLEASURE BEAST
Your Dead Gay Son
My friend needs one his super power is having glaucoma
ilikedirt
GLAUCOMUS TYRANNUS
SteamyV
Make me a beautiful monster, tia
ilikedirt
DUCHESS OF CYSTS
Inzombiac
What's my name? I'm very ugly and gross.
ilikedirt
SEDUCTRESS PUSTULUS EXCRESCENCE
Glaucus atlanticus
Please name my next child.
ilikedirt
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