a starwar betamax
Nov 7; last poor person on earth is crushed under the wheels of a party bus
a starwar betamax
NOV 15th:
a starwar betamax
Nov 17th:
a starwar betamax
NOV 19th:
a starwar betamax
DEC 20th: Mall Santa leans back, cracks knuckles, looks smug
Thanks to all the soothsaying Goons, especially a starwar betamax, who not only started the theme but also made a comprehensive timeline that includes non-canon and contradictory entries!
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