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July 1st: First Hippo to walk on the moon.
July 2nd: Second Hippo walks on the moon.
a starwar betamax
JULY 5th:
a starwar betamax
JULY 16th: another mexican washes up on shore of the canary islands... his response: "¡otrazez...no!"
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August 23rd: Hippos are breeding like rabbits on the moon, who knew?
Applewhite
September 2: School is back in session but your new homeroom teacher is *record scratch* JIM CARREY!?
spooky girlfriend
September 2 2017: now you're in college, and you go to your first class and your favorite zany teacher is BACK! [Direct to DVD, played by John Leguizamo].
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Sept 16th: Everyone is high-fiving, they do it everywhere, on the bus, at meetings, during movies. Obama High-fives a traffic cop on live televison and an NBC news correspondent rates it "7 types of smooth."
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Oct18th: The weight of a million Hippos brings the moon crashing down into earth.
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