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This evening's top story: A multitude of questions arise as millions mysteriously go missing from the U.S. Mint. Who could have done it and where did it go? And perhaps most curious of all, why were heavy Sacajawea gold coins the only currency taken?
Federal investigators are baffled as to why the higher value and much lighter paper notes were left untouched during the brazen after-hours heist. When reached for comment, President Trump shrugged, adding, quote, "Dunno lol."
somewhere in the Swiss Alps...
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