I don't have an Uncle Jack, but I do have an Uncle John, and he's one hell of a weirdo. He acts gay, looks gay, and pretends to be gay, but he's very straight. So when he randomly pretended to stroke my hair and told me I was pretty, I always freaked out and locked my bedroom door. We all have weird uncles who make us uncomfortable. This week, the SA Forum Goons share their "experiences" with Uncle Jack. He's crude. He's crass. He's family.

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