Don't kill me, Doc
This article is a tribute to one of my favorite SA features, the Weekend Web. Doc Evil does about 90% of my logo work, so I thought I'd try to get through a whole article without asking him for help once. I mean, what better way to repay him than making a sub-par parody of the sites he mocks? I'll tell you a better way: Giving him money. As soon as Lowtax makes us stop paying him for the "privilege" of writing here I'll give that some thought.
And just to make it clear, all of the forums in this update were totally fabricated. I'd be stunned if there weren't similar "real" forums out there on the Internet, but it was a lot of fun writing a ton of fake message board posts. I feel like I'm ready for Fark!
Finally, thanks to Dr. David Thorpe for the TurtleTreasures idea, and various SA Forums members for giving me input on the various screencaps.
Movie reviews
Last week we did an AMDB instead of the regular Wednesday movie review. I'm not sure what I'm reviewing next but you can rest assured it will be a review, not an article full of dolphin abuse jokes.
Pregame Wrapup
In the last Pregame Wrapup we discussed how much hustle players suck. Next time we'll probably be doing an NFL preview that tells you why all the teams suck. Variety is the spice of life, people!
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Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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