Zack: Fuck these guys.
Steve: I feel like we just reviewed FATAL.Zack: Never say that again. We simply pointed out why we were not reviewing it.
Steve: I should have kept quiet about all those emails.
Zack: If you're reading this and you made it all the way to the end: there you go, you bastards. I hope you're happy.Steve: I'm not happy.
Zack: No one will ever be happy again.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.