Heroes Unlimited Insane Detail #1:
Itemized Prices for a Security Guard Uniform
Zack: $60!? Uh, I'll just take 14 bullet loops, thank you.
Steve: This seems totally useful for like sneaking in somewhere in a game. You gotta buy all the sutff.
Zack: Yes, it's excellent. Finally settles the argument over the exact price of a badge and I.D. case that has dominated all of my game sessions.
Steve: I thought you said you didn't play anymore.
Zack: Only to bicker with my friends over small differences in the prices of meaningless in-game objects. That's where the real fun happens.
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