Heroes Unlimited Insane Detail #1:

Itemized Prices for a Security Guard Uniform

Zack: $60!? Uh, I'll just take 14 bullet loops, thank you.

Steve: This seems totally useful for like sneaking in somewhere in a game. You gotta buy all the sutff.

Zack: Yes, it's excellent. Finally settles the argument over the exact price of a badge and I.D. case that has dominated all of my game sessions.

Steve: I thought you said you didn't play anymore.

Zack: Only to bicker with my friends over small differences in the prices of meaningless in-game objects. That's where the real fun happens.


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