Zack: This robot appears in more Palladium books than any other illustration. Even more than the cyborg face that is in the bionics chapter.

Steve: He does look awfully familiar.

Zack: Good ol' Plungerfoot.

Steve: Are we at the end already?

Zack: We are, Steve, though I fear we have only dragged our fingers across the iceberg of Heroes Unlimited.

Steve: We didn't get into mutants or playing robots or that super power that allows you to explode like a nuclear bomb and potentially survive it.

Zack: If I had to look at any more random tables I might have slipped into some sort of Anton Chigurh level of fatalism where I walk through life rolling percentile dice to decide every action I take.

Steve: I can never get enough random tables. I love it when they are deciding my mutant skin color, the type of bionics I have instead of legs, or the type of atmosphere my home planet has. What's not to love about them?

Zack: Sure, sure. Roll it, Friendo.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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