Here is the original photograph before the Farkers touched it with their magic fingers!
Farker "CD" projects his violent homoerotic fantasies onto some napping cops. I assume the blurriness can be attributed to "CD" wanting this to seem more like his rape fantasies.
"Gasphalt" almost makes them look like they're standing up. After that I assume he just gave up and quit trying, which is to be expected.
If you can't figure out what's happening in this "Yessim Evil" picture, then don't worry, because no one can. I guess maybe those are virtual reality goggles, but who the fuck knows.
Some lousy simpleton named "Sample" made this. Way to completely lose sight of everything, captain cool.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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