Henchman Status Updates: Operation Imaginary Peninsula

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:
NOT LAIR-READY

Reviewed by Andy the Merciless
I made the mistake of hiring Panther Hands to match the decor of my latest lair. Like all Choolee hires he barely speaks English, has those creepy needle teeth, and he will eat exotic animals you import. He ate all my peacocks and my universal soldiers had to drag him away from my liger before he shot it with a dart. HE IS NOt AN ACT. I gave the guy bunk space in my lair and quickly realized he is not playing around. He shredded the toilet paper in the bathroom, burned the towels, and bit the cafeteria staff. There was Choolee scat everywhere in the (more)

Ordered to stalk T.E.A.M. agent posing as hapless tourist near the tiki lounge. While preparing blow dart for launch Panther Hands was neutralized by face pistolization by T.E.A.M. agent. This triggered the Choolee Final Strike, unleashing Panther Hands' ghost from his heart gem and killing the T.E.A.M. operative responsible for his death. (more)