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Blue Yonder

Age: 8 years old
Breed:
English Setter
Location: Shaggy Butte
Gender: Female

Relationship Status:
In a relationship with Barnacle
Followers:
1348

Posted by WarmBiscuit 2 months ago

Boy has she ever become a nuisance. I was in the park watching Hope, Hazard, Nectar and Ambrosia playing and having a great time. Blue Yonder showed up and kept blocking my view by standing directly in front of me. She was desperate for attention, and it was extremely unattractive. I finally petted her out of pity and left. Was hard to believe she was the same dog we all loved so much. Was she always that ugly?

Posted by SensitiveGuy 2 months ago

Wow, I forgot about this dog. She used to be very pretty, but I don't think she's very pretty anymore. I don't see why her owners even bring her out anymore. She's not really worth looking at now that she's gotten old. She even walks funny. Can't believe we all used to like her, but then again, Hope has really raised the bar.

Plus, the way she flaunts herself to try to get attention is really unbecoming. She's way too needy. Not what I'm looking for in a woman, that's for sure.

Posted by DogDreamer 29 days ago

Don't have much to say about her, except that I have no idea how this town ever took her seriously. I just got an eyeful of her and Barnacle reenacting the kama sutra. I know she was desperate for attention, but really, this? Gross.

I'd expect that kind of libertine behavior from Solstice or the Barquis de Sade.

Posted by as Pawlease 15 days ago

She used to be one of my favorite dogs, a true beauty. She really made a name for herself back in the dog show circuit, too. She used to bring in Best in Show awards like other dogs brought in fleas. Frankly, I think they should take her awards away. She hasn't aged gracefully and the fact she's spending time with Barnacle shows she lacks good moral judgment. More like "Worst in Show."

Thankfully, it's very easy to ignore her when an amazing dog like Hope shows up. You can barely hear Blue Yonder's incessant whimpering over all the sounds of oohing and ahhing Hope inspires.

Posted by Angelic_Groomer 14 days ago

Blue Yonder has really gotten old. I used to love looking at her, and even got to groom her once. Now I wouldn't waste my talents, especially when there are much prettier dogs out there like Hope. Goes to show you how good we have it now. Blue Yonder used to be the town darling, and now look at her. Talk about starved for quality!

We're so much better off now.

Posted by ELMO STEPHENS 10 days ago

NORMALLY DOGS TRY TO RUN AWAY FROM ME BUT BLUE YONDER CAME UP AND WAS VERY NICE AND FRIENDLY AND RETRIEVED MANY THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW I LOST LIKE MY WALLET AND ORANGE HAT AND THEN SIX OTHER ORANGE HATS I LOST BEFORE THE ORANGE HAT I LOST WHEN I SAW HER TODAY. SHE WAS VERY HAPPY TO GET PETTED AND IW AS VERY HAPPY TO PET HER. I WILL BE THIS DOG'S FRIEND.

ALSO SHE TRIED TO BRING ME A WHISTLE I LOST BUT ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED IT SO THAT IS WHY SHE MAKES A WHISTLING SOUND WHEN SHE IS EXCITED.

HAD TOO MANY ORANGE HATS TO CARRY ON THE WALK HOME AND KEPT DROPPING THEM. WHEN I GOT HOME I ONLY HAD TWO. I GUESS I LOST THE OTHERS AGAIN. SORRY DOGGY!!!

ELMO STEPHENS

Posted by BigDog 14 days ago

Took you bozos long enough to realize Blue Yonder was nothing special. Unlike some classic show dog beauties like Pinup, Stance, Courtesan, Bombshell and Mother. Those were some classic ladies you could really get behind, and they had the good sense to leave the public eye when they got too old. Blue Yonder has looooooonnnggggg overstayed her welcome.

-BigDig

Posted by CollarMeBad 3 days ago

Just saw horrible fight at the dog park and now hope is dead. blue yonder did it, she is a murderer. she i saw her picking fights and chomping menacingly and also she was with barnacle and he kept lifting up his legs and exposing his large b***s which is just rude. i didn't see where she went once the fight broke out but she definitely ran out of there with blood on her mouth so it had to have been her.

Posted by Angelic_Groomer 2 days ago

I was convinced Ozark killed Hope, and he probably would have if he had the chance, but now I think maybe Blue Yonder did, because she was a petty, jealous dog with no character and no charm. She was undeserving of love, and it's only natural she would blame a good, lovable dog like Hope. I regret that I didn't strangle her years ago when I had the misfortune of grooming her. She's a cancer of a dog and I am going to devote my mental energies to wishing her dead. I don't like to brag about this, but I have put down 3 bad dogs that way, just by willing it.

Posted by CaninersFan 3 hours ago

Not sure what this means, but I saw Blue Yonder yesterday at Elmwood Park. She disappeared in a hurry, running into some bushes with what looked like a very mangy black lab. I had a mind to issue a citizen's arrest, on account of her maybe murdering Hope, or at least for harboring a completely unreasonable jealousy of her. Didn't see Barnacle nearby. Usually she's following him around like a tick.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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