This article is part of the SA Celebrity Stalker series.
It's been a week of monstrous sightings for our dedicated star hunters. From London to Hollywood, they bring the goods!
Yesterday @ 11 am | Yesterday @ 11pm |
Yesterday @ 7pm | Yesterday @ 9pm |
Yesterday @ 11pm | Ex-Bride of FrankensteinYesterday @ 11pmShe was dancing up a storm at Underworld, bumping and grinding to Timbaland's Monster Mash remix. She drank a lot and flirted with all the boys in the club, so it's obvious she's shopping for a new groom. |
Today @ 2am | Today @ 10am |
Today @ 1pm | IgorToday @ 5pmBumped into at Vons. He was buying a rotisserie chicken and some beer. Said hi and he said he was having Quasimodo over for movie night. Really sweet and sincere, though he drooled a lot. |
Phantom of the OperaToday @ 7pmErik and the Headless Horseman were hanging out together doing some karaoke. The duo tried to cover Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure," only Erik seemed to be on his own. Headless just stood there looking like a chump. | The BlobToday @ 8pmHoly shit! Nearly got absorbed by the Blob as he slithered down Hollywood Boulevard. Blob was making horrible noises into his cell phone and not paying any attention to traffic or pedestrians. Kind of a jerk if you ask me. |
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