You lift up the panties near your face and admire them. You are about to bury your face into the floral print when the woman walks in. You drop the underwear on the floor, pretending you aren't a disgusting pervert, but the woman knows better. She laughs at your blushing face and asks you to pull her finger. You've already made enough of an ass of yourself, so you comply no questions asked.

She farts.

The beautiful woman quickly traps the fart in her cupped hands and brings it to you like a child who has caught a cricket.

"Now smell this." She says, lifting the trapped fart to your face.

Be a gentleman and smell

or

Are you kidding me?

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