GO. AWAY.

Green Bay fans who were willing to settle for a QB who just couldn't take them all the way and was guaranteed to cry at least once a season at a press conference.

No, no, those aren't tears. It's just snow flakes melting on his cheeks. In the press room. Again.

Black people who were willing to settle for a white guy who played the saxophone as the first black president.

No, no, he totally gets us. All those ugly white girls are just making up stories. And audio tapes. Again.

He repeatedly brings up Randy Moss to reporters.

He repeatedly touches Chris Wallace and wags a finger.

"It's been a great career for me, but it's over."

"All this moaning and groaning -- none of these politicians are gonna have anything like the tough time half the people in this audience have already had for the last seven years."

Ejects a salty fluid from his eyes every time he pictures Aaron Rodgers with a Super Bowl Ring.

Ejects a salty fluid into an air hostess every time he pictures President Obama with a Democratic Congress.

Letting him return as a backup, paying him a huge amount of money to get him go away, and eventually caving in completely to let him come back and play again.

Praising him at every opportunity, paying his wife a huge amount of money to get them both to go away, and eventually caving in completely to let him come back and speak at the convention.

Hell no, he already refused to come back. Maybe trading him to the worst team in the history of the NFL for a fourth round draft pick will teach him a lesson. Nah, the universe revolves around Brett Favre.

Hell no, he'll probably use his speech at the convention to talk about how he and Hillary want to "make sure everyone's voices are heard, especially that old broad in the back with the 60 cats and the McCain button."