Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons here with a freshly cut slice of Game Review still red and dripping. This week it's a look at Redfire Software's magnum opus "Gotcha Babes X-treme", the world's only topless paintball game.

The only time you're really in danger of being shot is when the AI runs into a corner as a group and turns into an immobile death-dealing polygonal hydra. You'll round a corner and there will be a ten armed beast with a jumble of letters above its head that kills you instantly. This actually happens more often than you would expect and you never know what crazy corner the team collective will be lurking in. Incidentally, if the real president of the United States ever finds himself pursued by assassins the best advice I can offer is to run to a corner with a half dozen Secret Service agents and allow them to merge into his body.

Milady, if it would please you I highly suggest you read this review.

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