HUT HUT HUT! The Stars Come Out to Play!

Here I am dressed for the kind of action that can only happen in outer space!!HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT ORION THIRTY TWO HIKE!

It's me friends, your old friend #86! I try to report in as often as I can, but Coach has me mighty busy this great football season! We're winning game after game on the gridiron! I've even been in some games off the field as well, but that's all tip top secret! Anyhoo, because I don't want to ever give less than 110%, I'm here give you a full report on the big ponderings in my head.

When I'm touring high schools and motivating kids to give their all, stay in school, and always play hard, I get asked a lot of questions from the youths of this great nation. The most common question that comes charging at me is also the one that sidelines my smarts the most. The youths all want to know what I think of outer space! I guess it's because I've had the lord's blessing to visit outer space on two separate occasions! But still, I have a hard time thinking about anything that doesn't involve this great big planet and her star player, the United States of America! I say to the kids, "keep your head in the game, because the commies keep their games in their heads!"

But even I gotta admit that the youths are onto something as big as a football stadium! Coach, one of the great veterans of the Cold War, helped this nation fight communism not just on this super planet of ours, but also in outer space! Those crazy commies had the audacity to try to claim it in the name of their godless empire! Lately no one has paid much attention to outer space. I asked Coach what he thought, and he said, "If God meant for us to be in outer space, he would have put us in outer space!" Then Coach smiled and winked and said, "HE DID!" HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HIKE!!!

After practice that day, I went and did some very important research on the world outside this world. This is the world astronomers call "Outer Space" and spend lots of time looking at with special telescopes. This is also the place I've been to twice! During my research, I learned of an amazing happening going on outside the boundaries of our galaxy! Two giant black holes are headed for a big tussle! The only black hole I know is the end zone, because it sucks me in and that's how I get my touchdowns! Just kidding! I earn them through hard work and never giving up! HUT HUT HUT HUT! JUST GIVING YOU SOME HORSEPLAY! HUT HUT HUT HUT!

I got this computer simulation of the colliding galaxies from my friends at NASA! KA-ZAP! SWAK-BOOM!

In a looming collision of giants, two supermassive black holes are drifting toward a violent merger and an eruption of energy that will warp the fabric of space. It is all happening in a bright galaxy 400 million light years away.

The story of these two black holes that are colliding into each other gives me scary memories of the ending of a terrible movie I saw called "Requiem for a Dream," which is not a movie #86 would raise any thumb for! I completely regret taking my poor mother to see it! A lot of you fine folks are probably wondering "#86, which black hole will win this battle?" Well, I've reviewed the stats of players and I can say that they are pretty evenly matched! My bet is on the one that can muster 110% performance and best the other one! One of my friends at NASA told me that a tackle of that size would be enough to fill a hundred million instant replays! HUT HUT HUT HUT NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GAME WINNING PLAY!

I was also very surprised to learn our own home turf, the Milky Way, is headed for a tussle of its own! The far away galaxy of Andromeda, which I have never been to, is headed straight at us! This is a battle that greatly concerns me because it effects the lives of all of us! I rest comfortably knowing that we have the stronger advantage! Our galaxy is named after milk, which is the only drink I drink! Without milk, my bones would be as brittle as Irishman's liver!

Still, as Americans and even as humans, we don't want to enter this battle unprepared! It's up to us all to go out and take the offensive against this incoming galaxy! If they want to play on our soil, then we best teach them just what we can do! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT GONNA RUN RIGHT THROUGH YA, ANDROMEDA! MILKY WAY TOUCHDOWN!!!!! To borrow a page from the second most important book in my life, Coach's Playbook, we want to make sure we have the element of surprise on our side! To do that, we'll need to get our players into position, and that means into outer space!

The time has come we look into the stars and see the big play! Outer space is the end zone of tomorrow, and the place where the youths will eventually make their touchdowns! Besides that, we Americans have created Demoracy, and that's so great a concept that we would be selfish not to see it spread and not to give it to any other life existing out there (in space)! LET US PAVE THE WAY FOR AMERICA NOW! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT! ROCKET TO THE FUTURE!

Well, that's my report for the time being! I'll be sure to report back later! There is much excitement going on in my life right now, and I hope to share it with you very soon! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!!!

– #86/#68 (@Livestock)