The beginning:

The first trilogy's dark middle chapter:

The cloyingly happy ending:

The unplanned fourth movie that overexplains the mythos:

The soft reboot by Orci & Kurtzman:

The second dark middle chapter:

The surprisingly daring follow-up that subverts expectations:

The found footage side story from an up-and-coming young director:

The three hour epic that expands the series' scope:

The restrained character study with a conclusion that pulls everything together:

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

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