*pisses dignity down leg*1968 - John McCain, a prisoner of war in North Vietnam, experiences torture at the hands of enemy forces. When later asked about this torture, he claims to not have liked it very much.- November 4, 2005 - John McCain is seen leaving a screening of Saw 2 sporting a visible erection.
- February 12, 1987 - At a local Denny's, an AP correspondent overhears John McCain sending back a sandwich with mayonnaise on it because he "can't stand the stuff."
- March 5, 2004 - On a dare, John McCain chugs an entire jar of Miracle Whip at a Republican fundraiser for 20 dollars. Scott McClellan vomits when the Senator moves onto the stadium mustard.
- July 14, 1998 - In an interview with Modern Maturity magazine, Senator McCain refers to himself as a "dog person."
- July 8, 2006 - McCain attends the 2006 Cat Fanciers' Association Banquet and sticks his entire nose in the asshole of a Calico Manx as a "practical joke."
- February 13, 2000 - Aboard the Straight Talk Express, John McCain angrily turns off a new episode of The Simpsons, grumbling that "the show has been complete shit since last year."
- March 20, 2005 - John McCain posts the following review of the Simpsons episode "Mobile Homer" on nohomers.net, immediately after it airs:
- 1992 - On the campaign trail, a harried John McCain tells wife Cindy, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
- 2005 - Changing his stance on cunts, McCain now refers to his wife by the pet name "you great mountain of a whore."
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