Hey there, old man! Where do you think you're going?

Nice breeze today, wouldn't you say? What are you, 60?

Plenty of wood out here!

Hope you're not preventing a picnic group from using that table, bud!

how did you do that with your belly button. how

are you the same guy? what the

Trust the Gorton's fisherman my ass

You look nice. Carry on.

wow no

Shhh, he's sleeping.

This dad is making the "watching someone parallel park poorly" face, which is weird since there is no one around for miles.

Turn that frown upside down, friend.

dont hurt me


Not you again!!!!!

"Shut the flip up, Donny!!!" Hahaha. Have you ever seen movies?

I don't care for this guy. Boo on him.

This is awful




Hapy Father Day

man come on


i hate this

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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