Aileen Wuornos:
"Mark Hamill's version of the Joker."
Jeffrey Dahmer:
"A point-and-click adventure game based on the artwork of Todd McFarlane."
Carl Panzram:
"An evil smiley face."
Richard Trenton Chase:
"You're walking home from school and there's a monster behind you and the monster says your name."
David Berkowitz:
"A guy who tortures people, but he's also really polite and maybe European."
Albert Desalvo:
"A fog maze."
Richard Ramirez:
"A room full of mannequin parts."
Coral Eugene Watts:
"Someone's walking up some creaky stairs and a shutter is banging somewhere and everything looks all grainy."
Derrick Todd Lee:
"An old factory full of leaky pipes and rusty chains and rotating shafts of light from fans."
Belle Gunness:
"The Crypt Jam."
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