Drav Oito strikes again. Notice the golden decorations on his arm. Some sort of defense?
Yes! Confirming everyone's hopes, the wise alien Umbro makes a return to advise Erni, probably on how to use his powers and how to get the ice cream girl to go on a date with him.
Guzz Hoppa shows his ugly face again!
Two unidentified aliens, but they look pretty shady, like they are spying. What could they be spying on? A bikini? Chazzi taking a shower?
The action looks like it takes the franchise to the next levels. Could anything top the fight where Pepi chases Soldados with a banana from the first one? The budget is almost 800 dollars, so it's possible.
And of course, Chababga gets the last line, "Is this the bar, amigos?"
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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